With asymmetrical breasts
One can expect
Chlamydia epidemics in Australia
Among koalas and young women
Whose dandruff genomes are sequenced
When pre-teens have consensual sex
And subsequently decrease delinquency in later life
Making the universe twenty percent less massive
And the internet could bring you
Closer to God though six percent disagree
And because short men are more likely to be pedophiles
Composed of lightweight electrons
A Russian cockroach named
Nadezhda gives birth
To the smell of breastfeeding
New Zealand scientists
From less prestigious law schools
Whose names begin with “K”
Matt Logan is a Senior at Kennesaw State University. He's majoring in American History with a minor in Professional Writing and is currently the Entertainment Editor at Kennesaw State's Talon Magazine, and a staff writer on The Sentinel, KSU's weekly newspaper. His poetry has appeared in Kennesaw's literary journal Share. He likes York Peppermint Patties and music.
